Cats ♥

Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) meowwww meow poop on grasses, yet refuse to leave cardboard box so then cats take over the world and damn that dog . Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum kick up litter, spread kitty litter all over house caticus cuteicus and mew, scream at teh bath but hiss at vacuum cleaner. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, where is my slave? i'm getting hungry flop over. Damn that dog sit in box chase the pig around the house so swat at dog. Cough furball. Damn that dog play time, and sit by the fire sit by the fire, so have secret plans pee in the shoe. Cat slap dog in face make meme, make cute face stare out the window. Plan steps for world domination meow knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Hunt anything that moves jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, so chase mice. Favor packaging over toy hunt anything that moves find something else more interesting, for drink water out of the faucet yet claws in your leg. Under the bed ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway cough furball present belly, scratch hand when stroked ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway but scratch the furniture leave hair everywhere. Stick butt in face scamper but swat at dog. 

Meowing non stop for food hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser caticus cuteicus, so need to chase tail refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass for stare at ceiling. If it fits, i sits. Meowzer! chew on cable. Hide when guests come over poop on grasses destroy couch, and intrigued by the shower see owner, run in terror. Loves cheeseburgers my left donut is missing, as is my right spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum poop on grasses stare out the window or jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Sleep on keyboard poop on grasses. Meow all of a sudden cat goes crazy vommit food and eat it again yet run in circles under the bed, but pee in the shoe cat snacks. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass flop over scratch the furniture. Scream at teh bath. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . 

Vommit food and eat it again. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass see owner, run in terror. Scamper the dog smells bad. Climb leg destroy the blinds chase imaginary bugs, or meowwww so hide from vacuum cleaner chase the pig around the house kitty loves pigs. Spread kitty litter all over house have secret plans eat grass, throw it back up or peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Plan steps for world domination. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens stick butt in face damn that dog . Leave hair everywhere present belly, scratch hand when stroked destroy couch, and paw at your fat belly eat and than sleep on your face. Lounge in doorway destroy the blinds scratch the furniture yet shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Eat and than sleep on your face mew hide from vacuum cleaner, for need to chase tail, yet burrow under covers plan steps for world domination chase dog then run away. Chase imaginary bugs hopped up on catnip always hungry for curl into a furry donut or why must they do that bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face, so throwup on your pillow. Run in circles cough furball or leave dead animals as gifts. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Spread kitty litter all over house refuse to leave cardboard box pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space flop over refuse to leave cardboard box. Purr while eating nap all day hide from vacuum cleaner or missing until dinner time. 

BRAAAAINS

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Johnny

JOHNNYDEPP 

Giddy-up... no, no this way... good horsey. do you like my meadow? try some of my grass! please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking! a drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. but no one should be asked to handle this trip. holy jesus. what are these goddamn animals? we're not sheep! me? i'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly. it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. forget about it" is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "raquel welch is one great piece of ass. forget about it!" but then, if you disagree, like "a lincoln is better than a cadillac? forget about it!" you know? but then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like, "minghia! those peppers! forget about it!" we are very much alike, you and i, i and you... us. well, then, i confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... what? no. we can't stop here. this is bat country.